Marvel Comics just called. They say they want to fire all their artists and make you king of comic books.
I wrote a poem about the firebat from StarCraft. It's great. The firebat has sex with a lurker. I LOVE STARCRAFT AND STILL PLAY IT COMPETITIVELY WITH KOREANS ON KOREAN TV SPORTS.
I'm pretty sure your first DoTA poem will be as bad as your 50th.
Is that Rachael Ray?
DoTA raps. I love it.
Now that's what I'm Sayan!
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