Marvel Comics just called. They say they want to fire all their artists and make you king of comic books.
I wrote a poem about the firebat from StarCraft. It's great. The firebat has sex with a lurker. I LOVE STARCRAFT AND STILL PLAY IT COMPETITIVELY WITH KOREANS ON KOREAN TV SPORTS.
I'm pretty sure your first DoTA poem will be as bad as your 50th.
Is that Rachael Ray?
DoTA raps. I love it.
Now that's what I'm Sayan!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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