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I watched 1/3 of You Got Served last night and it was great! Steve Harvey's performance as the lovable dance hall referee was impeccable!

Finally, a place where I can discuss white people music AND black people music.

I saw this at the Natural History Museum's exhibit, "Turds That Indian Niggas Have Shitted".

Gimmie YOUR number immediately! Hot!

Thank you for being on top of the game Jasper.

Is that Kevin Smith?

I wish we had sigs like that at the Something Awful Forums.

We're postin' this BIG WILLY STYLE.

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