Aliens and conspiracy theories have always been a fun topic here at Something Awful and based on our policy of beating dead horses here is a forum about aliens!
Call Art Bell. Quickly, you've got no time to lose!
The truth is out there... or in your flabby arm.
Call Fox Mulder! Quickly!
I had a chupacabra when I was a kid.
I am a Slider.
Yes. No. Maybe so.
Why would you post this on a public message board? You don't think the aliens have Internet access? Now they know you have a shotgun under your bed and will use it against you!
If you used any of your brain.
I will tell you in spectre form. Is that an acceptable compromise?
Someone read this and email me a synopsis of it.
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When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.