Aliens and conspiracy theories have always been a fun topic here at Something Awful and based on our policy of beating dead horses here is a forum about aliens!
Call Art Bell. Quickly, you've got no time to lose!
The truth is out there... or in your flabby arm.
Call Fox Mulder! Quickly!
I had a chupacabra when I was a kid.
I am a Slider.
Yes. No. Maybe so.
Why would you post this on a public message board? You don't think the aliens have Internet access? Now they know you have a shotgun under your bed and will use it against you!
If you used any of your brain.
I will tell you in spectre form. Is that an acceptable compromise?
Someone read this and email me a synopsis of it.
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NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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