Aliensthetruth

Aliens and conspiracy theories have always been a fun topic here at Something Awful and based on our policy of beating dead horses here is a forum about aliens!

Call Art Bell. Quickly, you've got no time to lose!

The truth is out there... or in your flabby arm.

Call Fox Mulder! Quickly!

I had a chupacabra when I was a kid.

I am a Slider.

Yes. No. Maybe so.

Why would you post this on a public message board? You don't think the aliens have Internet access? Now they know you have a shotgun under your bed and will use it against you!

If you used any of your brain.

I will tell you in spectre form. Is that an acceptable compromise?

Someone read this and email me a synopsis of it.

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