DIARY OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
It's Attention Whore Sunday here at Something Awful and what better way to celebrate than with an attention whore from Corpse! Say hello to babygurl!
It's a girl on the Internet!
Come on baby! You got a hot bod, show it off! You might as well because no one really wants to talk to you unless it will give then one silver of hope that you will take your clothes off!
I see that you have friends!
Well I guess this stupid slut isn't going to show her tits. Let's get out of here guys.
Nah, she's not down with that Reggie Miller. Let's go.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.