DIARY OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
It's Attention Whore Sunday here at Something Awful and what better way to celebrate than with an attention whore from Corpse! Say hello to babygurl!
It's a girl on the Internet!
Come on baby! You got a hot bod, show it off! You might as well because no one really wants to talk to you unless it will give then one silver of hope that you will take your clothes off!
I see that you have friends!
Well I guess this stupid slut isn't going to show her tits. Let's get out of here guys.
Nah, she's not down with that Reggie Miller. Let's go.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Today's viral teen news beat, brought to you by Mike from the Internet!
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.