Not even the emo kids are impressed. I've jumped off the roof 12 times!

Yeah, most emo boys feel the same way.

If you can't make friends on the Internet then it's pretty much over. I mean, all you have to do to make a friend online is to agree with their viewpoint and they'll love you forever, until you disagree with them of course.

They are laughing at you now.

At least she's honest.

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