OH GOD SHE'S AT IT AGAIN SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Not even the emo kids are impressed. I've jumped off the roof 12 times!
Yeah, most emo boys feel the same way.
If you can't make friends on the Internet then it's pretty much over. I mean, all you have to do to make a friend online is to agree with their viewpoint and they'll love you forever, until you disagree with them of course.
They are laughing at you now.
At least she's honest.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.