OH GOD SHE'S AT IT AGAIN SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Not even the emo kids are impressed. I've jumped off the roof 12 times!
Yeah, most emo boys feel the same way.
If you can't make friends on the Internet then it's pretty much over. I mean, all you have to do to make a friend online is to agree with their viewpoint and they'll love you forever, until you disagree with them of course.
They are laughing at you now.
At least she's honest.
The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.
The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.
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