You can tell her anything, FOR HER TO USE AGAINST YOU. Haha I can't wait to be a parent and make my kid's life hell.
"If I were happy it would be rad." Walt Whitman is spinning in his grave.
Nooo... not all emos cut themselves! That's not what being emo is all about!
Jesus, I hate having friends who have problems. It's always about their problems. You invite someone over to play some Mario Party and it's all about their lovelife and their financial situation and still you're in last place with zero stars because Bowser stole one from you.
This is the story of Halloweengirl31.
Halloweengirl is very sad and in need of some attention. Luckily there are other sadsacks on the Internet to give her what she wants. The day is saved!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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