You can tell her anything, FOR HER TO USE AGAINST YOU. Haha I can't wait to be a parent and make my kid's life hell.
"If I were happy it would be rad." Walt Whitman is spinning in his grave.
Nooo... not all emos cut themselves! That's not what being emo is all about!
Jesus, I hate having friends who have problems. It's always about their problems. You invite someone over to play some Mario Party and it's all about their lovelife and their financial situation and still you're in last place with zero stars because Bowser stole one from you.
This is the story of Halloweengirl31.
Halloweengirl is very sad and in need of some attention. Luckily there are other sadsacks on the Internet to give her what she wants. The day is saved!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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