These guys don't look so sad.
It's a beautiful day to take emo pictures in front of the community college.
It's like a rap battle but more lame.
Every emo aspires to be Cousin It.
Fatty fat fat fat.
The first salvo launched in the poetry war.
She cuts herself with a razor but a tattoo she's nervous about. Oh boy.
Special thanks to Jungle Bus, Antagonist, Malorkus, Defenestration, subscreet, and MrBims. I hope they all kill themselves in true emo fashion.
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.