These guys don't look so sad.
It's a beautiful day to take emo pictures in front of the community college.
It's like a rap battle but more lame.
Every emo aspires to be Cousin It.
Fatty fat fat fat.
The first salvo launched in the poetry war.
She cuts herself with a razor but a tattoo she's nervous about. Oh boy.
Special thanks to Jungle Bus, Antagonist, Malorkus, Defenestration, subscreet, and MrBims. I hope they all kill themselves in true emo fashion.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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