These guys don't look so sad.
It's a beautiful day to take emo pictures in front of the community college.
It's like a rap battle but more lame.
Every emo aspires to be Cousin It.
Fatty fat fat fat.
The first salvo launched in the poetry war.
She cuts herself with a razor but a tattoo she's nervous about. Oh boy.
Special thanks to Jungle Bus, Antagonist, Malorkus, Defenestration, subscreet, and MrBims. I hope they all kill themselves in true emo fashion.
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