It's the only person who is pointing out that a dog isn't just for sex. How responsible.
At least they are responsible pet owners, WHEN THEY ARE HAVING SEX WITH THEM.
Thanks for the link!
It's the one person suggesting that you might not want to mate with a horse for safety reasons. Way to spoil the fun.
This is like movie the Horse Whisperer except for, you know, the horse sex.
These are the same people who have to watch Seabiscuit in 5 minute increments because they just can't contain their orgasm.
A llama?!?! Even the zoophiles are freaked out.
It would be... a crime?
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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