If you read all that please email me and tell me what it was about.
What the hell are they talking about?
And you're calling the woman who wanted to marry the dolphin weird? At least she tried to marry something that's actually alive!
I know a joke thread when I see one and I've seen every joke thread in the world.
Neener neener Pokemon lover!
Does reading about people who are attracted to Pokemons ever get old?
Okay it's starting to get old actually.
Annnnd we are done.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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