If you read all that please email me and tell me what it was about.


What the hell are they talking about?


And you're calling the woman who wanted to marry the dolphin weird? At least she tried to marry something that's actually alive!


I know a joke thread when I see one and I've seen every joke thread in the world.


Neener neener Pokemon lover!


Does reading about people who are attracted to Pokemons ever get old?


Okay it's starting to get old actually.


Annnnd we are done.



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