And now you see how out of control Greenpeace has become. They weild unimaginable power and you stand idly by.

Soooo.... everything's good then?

You're doing this wrong. Instead of "idiots" you should have used "faggots" and boom, argument over.

I have nothing to say but "I will make your make believe dumper fugger, god my bitch"

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