And check this out: NWObama. Coincidence? I think not.

Where's the proof that the virgin Mary got pregnant? I don't have it, but just trust me on this.

Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

I refuse to believe that the atomic bomb wiped out Hiroshima. Gonna need to see this "disaster" recreated.

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