If you're asking for Satanic names for a baby, you might not want to insert smiley faces, Final Fantasy characters, and Smurf drawings at the end of your post. Just a heads up, you dark evil Satanist you.
I have no idea what's going on here, but I don't like it.
Let's head to the goth poetry corner where we will see all the hottest and hippest ways to express the utter pain of mom grounding them for cursing in front of their younger sister.
Trent Reznor sues Internet poster for stealing terrible lyrics: story at 10.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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