If you're asking for Satanic names for a baby, you might not want to insert smiley faces, Final Fantasy characters, and Smurf drawings at the end of your post. Just a heads up, you dark evil Satanist you.
I have no idea what's going on here, but I don't like it.
Let's head to the goth poetry corner where we will see all the hottest and hippest ways to express the utter pain of mom grounding them for cursing in front of their younger sister.
Trent Reznor sues Internet poster for stealing terrible lyrics: story at 10.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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