If you're asking for Satanic names for a baby, you might not want to insert smiley faces, Final Fantasy characters, and Smurf drawings at the end of your post. Just a heads up, you dark evil Satanist you.
I have no idea what's going on here, but I don't like it.
Let's head to the goth poetry corner where we will see all the hottest and hippest ways to express the utter pain of mom grounding them for cursing in front of their younger sister.
Trent Reznor sues Internet poster for stealing terrible lyrics: story at 10.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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