Hey guys, want to get beaten up by a bunch of morons who saw the movie "Fight Club" too many times? Well here's your chance! Watch out though, they have "bard wire."

A highly gothic couple discovers one of the horrors of Mother Nature - ants - and needs help! I certainly hope this epic struggle is written covered in a 10-part Livejournal series of updates!

I fully support the notion of goths getting drunk and beating the shit out of themselves.

Hmmm, no wonder I haven't been funny in years.

Coming soon to a theater near you, "Skate Park... OF THE DAMNED!"

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