Hey guys, want to get beaten up by a bunch of morons who saw the movie "Fight Club" too many times? Well here's your chance! Watch out though, they have "bard wire."
A highly gothic couple discovers one of the horrors of Mother Nature - ants - and needs help! I certainly hope this epic struggle is written covered in a 10-part Livejournal series of updates!
I fully support the notion of goths getting drunk and beating the shit out of themselves.
Hmmm, no wonder I haven't been funny in years.
Coming soon to a theater near you, "Skate Park... OF THE DAMNED!"
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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