I'm fairly certain this person is about to break. Better clear off the Internet!
So were the windows broken before the babies fell out of them or after?
Oh little pigeon lady, will you ever learn?
People like this are single handedly responsible for keeping the SSRI industry in business.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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