I hear that! Funerals get me so hot. This one time at my friend John's funeral his last wish was to have everybody ejaculate on his face. It was a touching service if you get my meaning.
There is nothing wrong with me. I am simply asking an internet forum how I should have felt in a normal occurance of a teenage boy's life.
Those kids sure do love Aarron Carter and jerking off!
Fuck you, Dan. Just fuck you. This shit is always funnier when it's typed entirely in capital letters.
Wow, two months is a long time. In a few days you'll be ready for marriage.
The exact same thing happened to me once. All you have to do is fake your own death and assume another person's identity. Ever since I murdered Harvey Wrinklebean and stole his social security card I've become a new man.
Exactly. It's not a big deal at all. Whenever I get an oil change the mechanic changes MY oil if you know what I mean.
ACES! Another "AM I GAY???" thread.
Can you feel the love?
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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