I hear that! Funerals get me so hot. This one time at my friend John's funeral his last wish was to have everybody ejaculate on his face. It was a touching service if you get my meaning.

There is nothing wrong with me. I am simply asking an internet forum how I should have felt in a normal occurance of a teenage boy's life.

Those kids sure do love Aarron Carter and jerking off!

Fuck you, Dan. Just fuck you. This shit is always funnier when it's typed entirely in capital letters.

Wow, two months is a long time. In a few days you'll be ready for marriage.

The exact same thing happened to me once. All you have to do is fake your own death and assume another person's identity. Ever since I murdered Harvey Wrinklebean and stole his social security card I've become a new man.

Exactly. It's not a big deal at all. Whenever I get an oil change the mechanic changes MY oil if you know what I mean.

ACES! Another "AM I GAY???" thread.

Can you feel the love?

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