I'm looking for a program that can read and display data. Can anyone help me?
No weed means no weed. But mom, I only smoked it once.
My motto for women is, "If you can't beat them, join them!" My surgery is scheduled for tommorrow.
Rude behavior on the internet? Well I never!
A general rule of thumb is that the person who buys a product owns that product. Many teenagers don't realize this.
I hate all this cat hair that gets all over the fucking place.
There are Amazon.com reviews that are darker than this shit.
Come on ladies. Step right up!
I would have never thought I'd see a dick sucking emoticon. The internet is a wonderful place.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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