I'm looking for a program that can read and display data. Can anyone help me?

No weed means no weed. But mom, I only smoked it once.

Pregnant? Again?

My motto for women is, "If you can't beat them, join them!" My surgery is scheduled for tommorrow.

Rude behavior on the internet? Well I never!

A general rule of thumb is that the person who buys a product owns that product. Many teenagers don't realize this.

I hate all this cat hair that gets all over the fucking place.

There are Amazon.com reviews that are darker than this shit.

Come on ladies. Step right up!

I would have never thought I'd see a dick sucking emoticon. The internet is a wonderful place.

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