Is that Chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"abhi" is trapped under a cellulite avalanche and his only link to the outside world is this forum. Poor bastard, R.I.P.
I stopped reading at "U THERE LISTEN TO ME, IAM A FAT WOMAN" because I'm getting tired of hearing that from people.
Again with the volcanoes?!
When people can say it's not uncommon to see people puking all over the place in their country, that's a bad thing.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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