Is that Chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"abhi" is trapped under a cellulite avalanche and his only link to the outside world is this forum. Poor bastard, R.I.P.

I stopped reading at "U THERE LISTEN TO ME, IAM A FAT WOMAN" because I'm getting tired of hearing that from people.

Again with the volcanoes?!

When people can say it's not uncommon to see people puking all over the place in their country, that's a bad thing.

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