Mr. Gautam is known far and wide for having the most awkward day-after conversations in the known universe.

Good things are happening! Yes, good things! Healthy things!

Disease? No. Life wasted? Maybe!

Somewhere out there is a woman with chronic back pain who wants some of "raju's" magic. I pity her.

Why don't you just BRAG TO EVERYBODY, PAL?!

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