Similarly, does anyone know where I can get an outboard motor repaired?

I have so many opinions about people who post in the sex and cooking sections that it isn't even funny.

Yeah, a volcanic threesome! Melt your troubles and your flesh away!

I don't know what this guy's problem is unless it's a high-pitched alien screech or a Louie Anderson laugh sound.

Hey baby, why don't YOU tell US what's happening?

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