"WHAT AM I DOIN?" sounds like an auto mechanic having a bad morning.

SHAKE DAT SHIT TILL YOU START AN EARTHQUAKE

It takes skill to appropriately point out who walks like a duck and who doesn't. I'd say that guy is a keeper.

This is what I've been saying all along. Wait, not this, something else. Sorry, I was thinking about other stuff.

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