"WHAT AM I DOIN?" sounds like an auto mechanic having a bad morning.
SHAKE DAT SHIT TILL YOU START AN EARTHQUAKE
It takes skill to appropriately point out who walks like a duck and who doesn't. I'd say that guy is a keeper.
This is what I've been saying all along. Wait, not this, something else. Sorry, I was thinking about other stuff.
That's it for this week. Thanks to Flying-Wiz, chipe, vrunt, Ron Obvious, P-Funk, dings, SirChumpsalot, JAMOOL, vg, maxnmona, templar187, Turtle Butt, kuribo, zeddicus, WhipmyDick, Keels, Space Jew, brows, Vic Bitter, Grinded-Nig, and Orgasmo.
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TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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