It's the little details that make it. "Twin brother", what a way to spice up a story.

ROMA, YOU'RE GROUNDED!!

"Vivek" is just full of ideas this evening. Not necessarily great ones, but they do count as ideas. I did check the dictionary, and yeah, ideas.

"Ejecting it" sounds so mechanical, like your husband is slightly smarter than a VCR. (Which I don't necessarily dispute, I'm just saying)

Maybe it's all these sex posts but "Thrashing the demons from the evil other world" sounds gross to me.

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