It's the little details that make it. "Twin brother", what a way to spice up a story.
ROMA, YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
"Vivek" is just full of ideas this evening. Not necessarily great ones, but they do count as ideas. I did check the dictionary, and yeah, ideas.
"Ejecting it" sounds so mechanical, like your husband is slightly smarter than a VCR. (Which I don't necessarily dispute, I'm just saying)
Maybe it's all these sex posts but "Thrashing the demons from the evil other world" sounds gross to me.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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