I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Or at least I wasn't until I read this.
"The Dark -king's" sexual fantasies have adapted to accomodate his impressive array of stretch marks.
ATTN Mortician: If you happen to see my soul come through there I'd like it back please.
Heaven forbid the world doesn't get enough DEAD BONERS.
If you're going to die you should really try to do it somewhere better than a motel.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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