I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Or at least I wasn't until I read this.
"The Dark -king's" sexual fantasies have adapted to accomodate his impressive array of stretch marks.
ATTN Mortician: If you happen to see my soul come through there I'd like it back please.
Heaven forbid the world doesn't get enough DEAD BONERS.
If you're going to die you should really try to do it somewhere better than a motel.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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