Death threats typically don't scare people who would find it erotic to be dead.
You may recognize "Strangler" from his biyearly appearances on your favorite local news channel.
I get a pretty good "carnie" vibe from this guy and I'm not sure why.
"Lenore" answers the questions that nobody even asked.
The song went "We built this city on Rock and Roll" not "We built this city on having sex with roadkill" so let's just use our brains for one moment here.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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