Death threats typically don't scare people who would find it erotic to be dead.
You may recognize "Strangler" from his biyearly appearances on your favorite local news channel.
I get a pretty good "carnie" vibe from this guy and I'm not sure why.
"Lenore" answers the questions that nobody even asked.
The song went "We built this city on Rock and Roll" not "We built this city on having sex with roadkill" so let's just use our brains for one moment here.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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