Death threats typically don't scare people who would find it erotic to be dead.
You may recognize "Strangler" from his biyearly appearances on your favorite local news channel.
I get a pretty good "carnie" vibe from this guy and I'm not sure why.
"Lenore" answers the questions that nobody even asked.
The song went "We built this city on Rock and Roll" not "We built this city on having sex with roadkill" so let's just use our brains for one moment here.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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