Forget this, I'm just going to think about Christmas instead.
"xeno" is killing two birds with one stone. And then he's having sex with them.
Goddamn it, Rob.
GODDAMN IT, ROB.
The way he talks about himself I imagine "RoadSearcher" to look a lot like Ghost Rider. But really, he's probably just some gross dude.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
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