There's a good reason why "lonewolf0866" is alone.
"Lucinda" has tons of experience in the creep arts. In fact, she's about to level up!
Wow, I had no idea she had it in her. This must be what it's like when you get a new roommate and at first he seems pretty normal but then his mail starts coming and he gets things like maternity wear catalogs and envelopes that are dripping.
Dave's not here, man. (HE IS IN HELL)
And that's a fact!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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