There's a good reason why "lonewolf0866" is alone.

"Lucinda" has tons of experience in the creep arts. In fact, she's about to level up!

Wow, I had no idea she had it in her. This must be what it's like when you get a new roommate and at first he seems pretty normal but then his mail starts coming and he gets things like maternity wear catalogs and envelopes that are dripping.

Dave's not here, man. (HE IS IN HELL)

And that's a fact!

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