There's a good reason why "lonewolf0866" is alone.
"Lucinda" has tons of experience in the creep arts. In fact, she's about to level up!
Wow, I had no idea she had it in her. This must be what it's like when you get a new roommate and at first he seems pretty normal but then his mail starts coming and he gets things like maternity wear catalogs and envelopes that are dripping.
Dave's not here, man. (HE IS IN HELL)
And that's a fact!
YOUNG AND USELESS - Meek dog lacks the age and experience necessary for the grim task at hand. Will trade for a dog unshackled from morality, and willing to do what needs to be done. 555-1299
This is not my jury summons!
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