Guys and gals that are totally into wearing big metal belts over their crotches for the purpose of not getting it on. Why? Your guess is as good as any. It's back to the drawing board for you, buddy.
"dutchmyn" doesn't seem to really understand the point of torture.
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Let's try to make this end badly. Really try.
Nothing about this situation is normal.
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