There's drama even on forums about gay rocks that supposedly charge up kittens and give you magic powers.

And she was a demon in the sack.

A good hard lay would cure all of this supernatural shit just like that.

If this were true maybe I would have actually watched the Olympics.

Keep fighting the good fight.

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