Star Banter

Some people seem to think a celebrity will respond to any creepy post mentioning their name. I doubt it. Still haven't heard back from Mark Hamill.

Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.

Now ladies, I'm sure there's enough whoever-that-is for all of you.

I'm sure Chingy is dying to meet up with someone called "lady moo"

Then it's settled.


You're not a man until you can plug the toilet.

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