Probably let them go out the window, since they don't hurt anything.

Great plan there, Chuck Norris.

I'm a very strong man so I AHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE COMING BACK

RUN, SAVE YOURSELVES, GET OUT OF H

OH GOD MY LEGS THEY'RE ON MY LEGS

WHY?? WHYYYYYYY!?

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