Can't we just play ping-pong?

What is it about the Internet that makes people want to tell everyone how much of a creep they are?

I'm saving this post. It'll be named "instant self-esteem boost.gif"

I lost my appetite. I won't bother trying to get it back either, because man, it's gone.

Sometimes if you're too subtle they can't tell you're interested.

Nobody cool ever flushes.

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