Can't we just play ping-pong?
What is it about the Internet that makes people want to tell everyone how much of a creep they are?
I'm saving this post. It'll be named "instant self-esteem boost.gif"
I lost my appetite. I won't bother trying to get it back either, because man, it's gone.
Sometimes if you're too subtle they can't tell you're interested.
Nobody cool ever flushes.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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