Can't we just play ping-pong?
What is it about the Internet that makes people want to tell everyone how much of a creep they are?
I'm saving this post. It'll be named "instant self-esteem boost.gif"
I lost my appetite. I won't bother trying to get it back either, because man, it's gone.
Sometimes if you're too subtle they can't tell you're interested.
Nobody cool ever flushes.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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