She has an interest in "realistic" but at the same time she posts this photo of herself in an effort to get sex. I just don't know what to think anymore.
Oh cool, that guy who hangs out behind every Kmart in the country finally found a computer.
In the back of my mind I always thought James Woods might make a pretty lady. I was not correct.
You have my deepest condolences on your most unfortunate mouth.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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