She has an interest in "realistic" but at the same time she posts this photo of herself in an effort to get sex. I just don't know what to think anymore.
Oh cool, that guy who hangs out behind every Kmart in the country finally found a computer.
In the back of my mind I always thought James Woods might make a pretty lady. I was not correct.
You have my deepest condolences on your most unfortunate mouth.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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