She has an interest in "realistic" but at the same time she posts this photo of herself in an effort to get sex. I just don't know what to think anymore.

Oh cool, that guy who hangs out behind every Kmart in the country finally found a computer.

In the back of my mind I always thought James Woods might make a pretty lady. I was not correct.

Insects? INSECTS??!?

You have my deepest condolences on your most unfortunate mouth.

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