"vstorm's" plan to get himself accepted by the cool guys at school had at least one horrible flaw.

This would certainly give everyone at the office something to gossip about.

Wow. You know, if your fucking girlfriend is telling you to wear a bra it's probably time to get the surgery.

Joanne's boyfriend works at Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Alice Cooper is stacked, I never noticed that before.

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