GET IT AWAY FROM ME
"I'll be back" is not something Paul often hears from women.
Making your picture look like some shit straight out of The Shining is not attractive.
Take it from me, guys: Saying you've seen every episode of Star Trek is not a winner with the ladies.
Boy I bet someone's face is red right about now!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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