GET IT AWAY FROM ME

"I'll be back" is not something Paul often hears from women.

Making your picture look like some shit straight out of The Shining is not attractive.

Take it from me, guys: Saying you've seen every episode of Star Trek is not a winner with the ladies.

Boy I bet someone's face is red right about now!

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