GET IT AWAY FROM ME
"I'll be back" is not something Paul often hears from women.
Making your picture look like some shit straight out of The Shining is not attractive.
Take it from me, guys: Saying you've seen every episode of Star Trek is not a winner with the ladies.
Boy I bet someone's face is red right about now!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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