The real moral of the story is: You can kick kids in the face.

Oh yeah, the pro-anorexia crowd. I think they were the only people to ever get seriously mad at me, but I understand because I get cranky when I'm hungry too.

Come on, grounded for 6 months? "eve" has gone too far and now I just can't believe this story!

All the fun of crazy war poetry written by your shell-shocked uncle, but in even larger, more obnoxious text.

Tell me about it lady!!

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