The real moral of the story is: You can kick kids in the face.
Oh yeah, the pro-anorexia crowd. I think they were the only people to ever get seriously mad at me, but I understand because I get cranky when I'm hungry too.
Come on, grounded for 6 months? "eve" has gone too far and now I just can't believe this story!
All the fun of crazy war poetry written by your shell-shocked uncle, but in even larger, more obnoxious text.
Tell me about it lady!!
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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