Lookin' cute, feelin' cute.
Uhhh... it's just for research, I swear. Damn it worked for Pete Townsend.
I know Lowtax asked us not to curse as much on here but what kind of fucking faggot knows what the fuck this is? There is not a successful, good-looking person on this planet that knows what the fuck this guy is talking about. Not a one.
Phew, I thought you were serious.
Reread the comment before last.
Well I do have to admit this is an important topic.
He might as well be saying, "Hi I'm 15."
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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