AWESOME LINK!



Lookin' cute, feelin' cute.



Uhhh... it's just for research, I swear. Damn it worked for Pete Townsend.



I know Lowtax asked us not to curse as much on here but what kind of fucking faggot knows what the fuck this is? There is not a successful, good-looking person on this planet that knows what the fuck this guy is talking about. Not a one.



Phew, I thought you were serious.



Reread the comment before last.



Well I do have to admit this is an important topic.



He might as well be saying, "Hi I'm 15."

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