Lookin' cute, feelin' cute.

Uhhh... it's just for research, I swear. Damn it worked for Pete Townsend.

I know Lowtax asked us not to curse as much on here but what kind of fucking faggot knows what the fuck this is? There is not a successful, good-looking person on this planet that knows what the fuck this guy is talking about. Not a one.

Phew, I thought you were serious.

Reread the comment before last.

Well I do have to admit this is an important topic.

He might as well be saying, "Hi I'm 15."

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