What the hell.
Why ban him???
Wii only?! But my mom won't buy me a Wii!
Well, there's a roundabout way of describing capitalism.
It's all in the details.
Here's who he's popping a boner for by the way.
I want my controller to make a whole bunch of annoying noises.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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