What the hell.

Why ban him???

Wii only?! But my mom won't buy me a Wii!

Well, there's a roundabout way of describing capitalism.

It's all in the details.

Here's who he's popping a boner for by the way.

I want my controller to make a whole bunch of annoying noises.

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