What the hell.
Why ban him???
Wii only?! But my mom won't buy me a Wii!
Well, there's a roundabout way of describing capitalism.
It's all in the details.
Here's who he's popping a boner for by the way.
I want my controller to make a whole bunch of annoying noises.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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