What the hell.
Why ban him???
Wii only?! But my mom won't buy me a Wii!
Well, there's a roundabout way of describing capitalism.
It's all in the details.
Here's who he's popping a boner for by the way.
I want my controller to make a whole bunch of annoying noises.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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