Well Charmander is kinda cute...

Hold on, Mom! I'll be down for dinner in a second. I just have to finish justifying bestiality!

Actually junior college in California is pretty damn cheap you dumb Yoshi jerk.

Well that's what you get for inviting a Yoshi nerd to anything.

Don't ever fall in love with a Yoshi lover, because one day she'll have to choose between you and her Yoshi. It's like asking a woman to choose between her man and her God. YOU AIN'T WINNING, PAL.

Damn women, discharging all over the place.

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