Well Charmander is kinda cute...
Hold on, Mom! I'll be down for dinner in a second. I just have to finish justifying bestiality!
Actually junior college in California is pretty damn cheap you dumb Yoshi jerk.
Well that's what you get for inviting a Yoshi nerd to anything.
Don't ever fall in love with a Yoshi lover, because one day she'll have to choose between you and her Yoshi. It's like asking a woman to choose between her man and her God. YOU AIN'T WINNING, PAL.
Damn women, discharging all over the place.
More Yoshi art for you to enjoy.
Every new member of the Something Awful Forums should be shown this image and if a boner is detected they should be banned immediately.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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