I just wanna post about Yoshi all day.



That's a sharp observation you've made.



My favorite is silver Yoshi. He spits semen at enemies.



Yeah it's just like a Yoshi fan to jump out of a roller coaster!



KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE PEOPLE JERK IT TO YOSHI



That's what I would have said.



I know this post is hard to read because of the messed up color scheme, but Goddamn it's worth the eye strain.



This is what I do when I'm jerkin' it to JENNA JAMESON, not BROWN YOSHI SHITS OUT A SHITTY EGG INTO THE OTHER YOSHI'S MOUTH AND A YOSHI WITH A HUGE YOSHI COCK HATCHES AND SQUIRTS ALL OVER TOADSTOOL pictures.

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