I just wanna post about Yoshi all day.
That's a sharp observation you've made.
My favorite is silver Yoshi. He spits semen at enemies.
Yeah it's just like a Yoshi fan to jump out of a roller coaster!
KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE PEOPLE JERK IT TO YOSHI
That's what I would have said.
I know this post is hard to read because of the messed up color scheme, but Goddamn it's worth the eye strain.
This is what I do when I'm jerkin' it to JENNA JAMESON, not BROWN YOSHI SHITS OUT A SHITTY EGG INTO THE OTHER YOSHI'S MOUTH AND A YOSHI WITH A HUGE YOSHI COCK HATCHES AND SQUIRTS ALL OVER TOADSTOOL pictures.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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