That's what we're trying to prove with this column, my friend.

I love to roleplay that I'm scaring someone on the Internet.

You better be sorry!

Sometimes the Yoshi cock is just too much even for these people.

Hahaha I love the line, "he took four anti-Parkinson disease pills, and your only suppose take one even if you did have it."

Fuck. Just, fuck.


Damn, these guys are more strict than the tin pot moderators at Something Awful!

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