"idioteq" makes a solid point.

"Homely"? Yeah, they may have an acne problem, but that's no reason to rub it in.

This is a very good forum post.

How can anybody claim ICP promotes violence? "Jen the Murda Bitch" wants to know how such a false rumor started and by what "gay ass fags." Damn ass fags!

Industrial Christian goth. I can count the number of friends a person like that has on half a finger.

Christian music must've gotten surprisingly shallow lately.

I understood the word "Chicago."

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