Oh man, this is amazing. It feels just like someone is PISSING INSIDE OF MY VAGINA.
Enrica there are too many flaws in your story you lying bitch!
MacGyver aint got shit on me.
Ahahaha, right. I bet you'd have sex with yourself you fat neckbearded shit.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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