Oh man, this is amazing. It feels just like someone is PISSING INSIDE OF MY VAGINA.

Enrica there are too many flaws in your story you lying bitch!

MacGyver aint got shit on me.

Ahahaha, right. I bet you'd have sex with yourself you fat neckbearded shit.

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