Cool-Teens

Here is this week's token teen forum, Cool-Teens. Like many of the braindead teen forums we have featured over the years Cool-Teens does not fail to entertain.

Oh "reefermadness", you should be there for your sad friend. Help him with his piss stream problems.

Yeah it's a great club! Initiation is a cinch. Just open your mouth and close your eyes and try not to vomit.

Sounds "hot".

"GeeWizzPa" is a sex pro. He should be teaching sex education in the schools!

On the oven cooking your man some dinner.

You have a rectal inflamation. The only known cure is anal sex.

GAY! GAY! He's got the GAY!

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