Here is this week's token teen forum, Cool-Teens. Like many of the braindead teen forums we have featured over the years Cool-Teens does not fail to entertain.
Oh "reefermadness", you should be there for your sad friend. Help him with his piss stream problems.
Yeah it's a great club! Initiation is a cinch. Just open your mouth and close your eyes and try not to vomit.
"GeeWizzPa" is a sex pro. He should be teaching sex education in the schools!
On the oven cooking your man some dinner.
You have a rectal inflamation. The only known cure is anal sex.
GAY! GAY! He's got the GAY!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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