A lot of religious groups say that if you masturbate all sorts of bad things will happen to your penis. The truth is that masturbation makes your penis bigger. Don't believe me? Just ask your mom.
My girlfriend sprays her colon on me too.
Yeah just stick the head of any girl you see into your armpit and she's yours for the taking.
Make money. Lots of money. We're talking a net worth of over five hundred million dollars here.
Bang them all and let God sort it out.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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