It smells like tires in here.
No! Don't even joke about that! Fuck, woman!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!
"Athena" is quite the catch.
This guy better watch out for lightning from now on.
My doctor put me on a strict no-semen diet.
Just slap her in the face "zagato27".
Just wait until your dick explodes altogether "Frank".
Don't thank me friends. Thank Photoshop's cropping tool.
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