It smells like tires in here.
No! Don't even joke about that! Fuck, woman!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!
"Athena" is quite the catch.
This guy better watch out for lightning from now on.
My doctor put me on a strict no-semen diet.
Just slap her in the face "zagato27".
Just wait until your dick explodes altogether "Frank".
Don't thank me friends. Thank Photoshop's cropping tool.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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