It smells like tires in here.
No! Don't even joke about that! Fuck, woman!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!
"Athena" is quite the catch.
This guy better watch out for lightning from now on.
My doctor put me on a strict no-semen diet.
Just slap her in the face "zagato27".
Just wait until your dick explodes altogether "Frank".
Don't thank me friends. Thank Photoshop's cropping tool.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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