The moral of this story is don't have friends. Your pressence obviously makes them want to end their own lives.
You have the right to post about it on an internet forum.
I THINK YEAH.
"IcpJuggalo05" is the new Maya Angelou.
"pimpfile104" is being shut down by the man.
Sign that fucker to a six year recording deal NOW.
"Aznpimp's" brilliance is only matched by his appeal to the opposite sex.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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