The moral of this story is don't have friends. Your pressence obviously makes them want to end their own lives.
You have the right to post about it on an internet forum.
I THINK YEAH.
"IcpJuggalo05" is the new Maya Angelou.
"pimpfile104" is being shut down by the man.
Sign that fucker to a six year recording deal NOW.
"Aznpimp's" brilliance is only matched by his appeal to the opposite sex.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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