The moral of this story is don't have friends. Your pressence obviously makes them want to end their own lives.

You have the right to post about it on an internet forum.

I THINK YEAH.

"IcpJuggalo05" is the new Maya Angelou.

Fo sho.

"pimpfile104" is being shut down by the man.

Sign that fucker to a six year recording deal NOW.

"Aznpimp's" brilliance is only matched by his appeal to the opposite sex.

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