"You're under arrest for failing to put the chess set away after a major blowout! Section 13, paragraph 4 clearly states the loser must organize the pieces by color and rank and return the chess set to the hall closet. Failure to comply will mean you have to get sodas for me whenever I ask for 24 hours or until bedtime if it's on a school night!"
IT'S DEPRESSION TIME!!
Long day at the office?
Lotion in the background and everything. Nice.
I have a feeling the only thing that's gone in a flash around this superhero is women.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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