Queen of Farts

Somehow I don't think most of these fart fetishists are playing with a full deck.

Black chicks are pretty much the holy grail in the fart video world.

I would've said Ernest Borgnine.

Correct me if I'm wrong but nobody said, "Tell us your life story, fart forum baron."

All of the canaries within a 3 mile radius of Lizzy are dead.

Sons of bitches will pay for this injustice!

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