Next time someone asks me what true love is, I won't mention this post or this forum in the slightest.

This is worse than the time they had the war on Christmas.

You're on thin ice, McCloud!

"farts_I_like" was hugged by a farting woman at an impressionable age.

"manuela10002000" stole the election and my heart.

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