I hope when I'm 28 I'm doing better than to scrape the bottom of the Internet barrel looking for dudes to fuck chunks of rubber with me.
Oh my poop princess. One day you will be mine.
This dude gets props for not beating around the bush with silly things like "relationships" and "getting to know each other."
Now ladies, don't you all email him at the same time!
I see some words but it all looks like LIES.
My brain thinks all of these men look like that "need HEAD?" guy from a little while back and I can't stop thinking that.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
With an average of 40 IPAs added every day, it can be difficult to taste them all
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