I hope when I'm 28 I'm doing better than to scrape the bottom of the Internet barrel looking for dudes to fuck chunks of rubber with me.
Oh my poop princess. One day you will be mine.
This dude gets props for not beating around the bush with silly things like "relationships" and "getting to know each other."
Now ladies, don't you all email him at the same time!
I see some words but it all looks like LIES.
My brain thinks all of these men look like that "need HEAD?" guy from a little while back and I can't stop thinking that.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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