I hope when I'm 28 I'm doing better than to scrape the bottom of the Internet barrel looking for dudes to fuck chunks of rubber with me.
Oh my poop princess. One day you will be mine.
This dude gets props for not beating around the bush with silly things like "relationships" and "getting to know each other."
Now ladies, don't you all email him at the same time!
I see some words but it all looks like LIES.
My brain thinks all of these men look like that "need HEAD?" guy from a little while back and I can't stop thinking that.
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Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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