She wears GLASSES? Gross!!!!!
I've had dreams about things that look like this crawling on all fours and chasing me around my house. Not the good kind of dreams.
"I only loved you for your urine."
It's a trick, ladies!
If you have to post on Craigslist looking for women you saw at Walmart, you should just go ahead and slice those genitals off right now.
This is probably what every computer guy secretly dreams about, only he has the balls to come out and say it.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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